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After the sudden death of their parents, the three Baudelaire children must depend on each other and their wits when it turns out that the distant relative who is appointed their guardian is determined to use any means necessary to get their fortune.]]> Mon, 28 Nov 2016 17:06:44 +0200 https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37526-the_miserable_mill.html https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37526-the_miserable_mill.html
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Dear Reader, Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer not to be damp. You might also prefer not to read this book, in which the Baudelaire siblings encounter an unpleasant amount of dampness as they descend into the depths of despair, underwater. In fact, the horrors they encounter are too numerous to list, and you wouldn't want me even to mention the worst of it, which includes mushrooms, a desperate search for something lost, a mechanical monster, a distressing message from a lost friend, and tap dancing. As a dedicated author who has pledged to keep recording the depressing story of the Baudelaires, I must continue to delve deep into the cavernous depths of the orphans' lives. You, on the other hand, may delve into some happier book in order to keep your eyes and your spirits from being dampened. With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket]]> Sun, 26 Sep 2004 10:12:22 +0300 https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37516-the_austere_academy.html https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37516-the_austere_academy.html
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Even more terrible happenings concerning the Baudelaire orphans. Dear Customer, If you have not heard anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you listen to even one sentence you should know this: Violet, Klaus and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I'm sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all. If you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane, a signalling device, hungry leeches, cold cucumber soup, a horrible villain and a doll named Pretty Penny, then this CD will probably fill you with despair. I will continue to record these tragic tales, for that is what I do. You, however, should decide for yourself whether you can possibly bear the responsibility of exposing others to this miserable story. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket]]> Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:06:42 +0200 https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37513-the_carnivorous_carnival.html https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37513-the_carnivorous_carnival.html
Dear reader, The word "carnivorous," which appears in the title of this book, means "meat-eating," and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal. To avoid causing discomfort, it would be best if I didn't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby. Sadly for me, my time is filled with researching and recording the displeasing and disenchanting lives of the Baudelaire orphans. But your time might be better filled with something more palatable, such as eating your vegetables, or feeding them to someone else. With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket]]> Thu, 26 Sep 2002 10:12:21 +0300 https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37510-the_penultimate_peril.html https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37510-the_penultimate_peril.html
Dear Reader, If this is the first book you found while searching for a book to read next, then the first thing you should know is that this next-to-last book is what you should put down first. Sadly, this book presents the next-to-last chronicle of the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, and it is next-to-first in its supply of misery, despair, and unpleasantness. Probably the next-to-last thing you would like to read about are a harpoon gun, a rooftop sunbathing alon, two mysterious initials, three unidentified triplets, a notorious villain, and an unsavory curry. Next-to-last things are the first thing to be avoided, and so allow me to recommend that you put this next-to-last book down first, and find something else to read next at last, such a s the next-to-last book in another chronicle, or a chronicle containing other next-to-last things, so that this next-to-last book does not become the last book you will read. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket]]> Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:12:21 +0300 https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37512-the_vile_village.html https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37512-the_vile_village.html
Dear Reader, You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages. I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats. It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket]]> Wed, 26 Sep 2001 10:12:21 +0300 https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37521-file_under_13_suspicious_incidents_1-6.html https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37521-file_under_13_suspicious_incidents_1-6.html
Match wits with Lemony Snicket to solve thirteen mini-mysteries.
Paintings have been falling off of walls, a loud and loyal dog has gone missing, a specter has been seen walking the pier at midnight -- strange things are happening all over the town of Stain'd-By-The-Sea. Called upon to investigate thirteen suspicious incidents, young Lemony Snicket collects clues, questions witnesses, and cracks every case. Join the investigation and tackle the mysteries alongside Snicket, then turn to the back of the book to see the solution revealed. A delicious read that welcomes readers into Lemony Snicket's world of deep mystery, mysterious depth, deductive reasoning, and reasonable deductions.]]> Fri, 26 Sep 2014 10:12:22 +0300 https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37507-_when_did_you_see_her_last_.html https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37507-_when_did_you_see_her_last_.html
I should have asked the question "How could someone who was missing be in two places at once?" Instead, I asked the wrong question -- four wrong questions, more or less. This is the account of the second.
In the fading town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea, young apprentice Lemony Snicket has a new case to solve when he and his chaperone are hired to find a missing girl. Is the girl a runaway? Or was she kidnapped? Was she seen last at the grocery store? Or could she have stopped at the diner? Is it really any of your business? These are All The Wrong Questions. ]]> Thu, 26 Sep 2013 10:12:20 +0300 https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37508-the_bad_mood_and_the_stick.html https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37508-the_bad_mood_and_the_stick.html
Lemony Snicket sheds light on the way bad moods come and go.
Once there was a bad mood and a stick. The stick appeared when a tree dropped it. Where did the bad mood come from? Who picked up the stick? And where is the bad mood off to now? You never know what is going to happen.]]> Tue, 26 Sep 2017 10:12:21 +0300 https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37509-lemony_snicket_the_unauthorized_autobiography.html https://reference.library.land/lemony-snicket/37509-lemony_snicket_the_unauthorized_autobiography.html
In anticipation of the forthcoming release of "The Slippery Slope (A Series of Unfortunate Events Book the Tenth)" don't miss this depressing opportunity to warn even more readers off Lemony Snicket. Finally, here is the definitive - and only - book for anyone interested in learning more about the alarmingly elusive author. Ages 10+]]> Thu, 26 Sep 2002 10:12:21 +0300